The web is a horror movie

I was preparing to write a blog post when I logged in and saw I have 1,500 comments marked as spam. My blog is nowhere near viral status. In fact, I only have one post that is linked by another website. And yet, 1,500 spam comments. It led me to the following idea:

The web is a horror movie

• There are spiders and creepy-crawlers everywhere. They're just waiting to latch on to you and suck your blood.
• Trust no one. You may think it's your friend e-mailing you a cool picture, then you wake up in a scary place wondering how you got there.
• There are body snatchers, well - identity thieves, who are trying to take everything you are with their too-good-to-be-true promises.
• There is blood, violence, and gore aplenty. (and gratuitous shower scenes to go along with it)

but most of all:

If you are brave, pure of heart, and avoid all temptation - you can find what you're looking for and make it out alive.